MAN’S TODDLER SON WANDERS INTO STRIP CLUB

   TULSA, Okla. (AP) - A Kansas man was arrested at a Tulsa strip club after police say his toddler son wandered from an unlocked car into the club over the weekend.
   Christopher Greg Killion, 31, was arrested Saturday on a complaint of "encouraging a minor child to be in need of supervision." He posted $500 bond and was released from the Tulsa Jail.
   The toddler told police that his father told him to stay in the car, and that if he left it, "monsters would eat him," reports indicate.
   A manager at the club had called police to report that about 30 minutes after Killion entered the club, a 3- to 4-year-old boy came inside looking for his father.
   Officers determined that the boy had been left alone in a car in the strip club's parking lot. The car was unlocked and parked about 20 feet from a four-lane street. It was raining and 45 degrees outside at the time, an officer noted in the police report.

Seven Signs Your Toddler Frequents Strip Clubs
7. Asks where the "pole" is in sister's Barbie Dream House
6. Renewed interest in breast feeding
5. Keeps requesting the $2.50 Steak & Fries special at feeding time
4. When you change his diaper, he stuffs a twenty into your pants
3. Constantly talks about "The Wiggles," but you don't own a TV
2. Wants to attend the "Daddy-Daughter Table Dance"

And The Number One Sign Your Toddler Frequents Strip Clubs:
1. Keeps asking mommy to sit on his lap