SOLD OUT, BABY!

If you're one of the 187 discriminating comedy fans who got tickets for the 3rd Annual Gag Reflex New Year's Eve Bash, well ... see you at the Alamo! If you're one of the scores who are being turned away, well ... we'll be back there in February with a special Valentimes-themed show for lovers.

And I partially retract my UPS invective (see below). Partially.