Sunday, October 09, 2005

SWATTED FLIES WILL LARVA AGAIN

Well, as luck would have it, we've come to the end of the "Desperate Houseflies" run at First Street. The last weekend got off to a rather shaky and questionable start, but had a big finish. Personally, I think Lord may have put a slight curse on us for carrying on without him--although his recorded message to the audience was thoughtful, poignant and amusing. Fortunately, FOB's*, Kris' hairstylist, and a few of my colleagues showed up on Saturday and bailed our butts out of the deathly quiet audience trauma and scary mishaps from the night before. (Granted, I need to give big props to my marathon running gal pals who came to Friday night's show, but there were only 2 of them and they're quiet girls by nature.) We were also very lucky to have Dave around to run sound and lights for us. Who says you can't count on a Stoner?

We certainly had the most unique apology for audience members leaving at intermission. Some poor person actually showed Eric and Millie his poison ivy to explain why they were bailing on the second half. If you're out there reading this right now, thanks for that. You have no idea how disheartening it is as a performer to come back after the intermission to fewer people than you started the first half. Your honesty was both refreshing and ego-boosting. Here's hoping you'll be healed by Thanksgiving weekend so you can come back and watch all new material! My brother works at a factory where they make cutting edge products for poison ivy and whatnot. He's the IT guy, but I'm sure he could send you some samples.

What can we take from the last 3 months of shows besides fistfuls of sweaty cash? We have yet to do an entire show as one full, cohesive cast. (First weekend, no Ben. Second weekend, no Lisa. This weekend, no Lord.) We still have a loyal following in spite of an ensemble made up of 4 new members. (Ben and Marla are new returnees, so I don't think they count as new members.) We have about 10 more days to write a brand new show to perform for the holiday season. I don't know about all of you, but I'm excited. It means I won't have to stick my hands in those f***ing refried beans for at least 2 more months!

The TV shooting gets back on track this coming Friday, 10/14. We need one of them there live studio audience thingies. Any volunteers? Contact Eric and he'll hook you up with details and directions. Come to think of it, I need directions, too. Unless this is Eric's not so subtle way of pink-slipping me. Seriously, dude, you know I'm not from around these parts...Where the heck is Waubonsee anyway?



*friends of Ben

5 Comments:

At 3:08 PM, Eric said...

What fucking website do you think this is?! Fuck! I am horribly fucking offended by your thoughtless use of *** to remove all the umph from Fuck. Fuck that. This is the Gag Reflex Fucking Blog Fucking fuck! If people can't feel free to express themselves here, where the fuck are they going to do it? Hmmmm? A**wer me that. Fuck. In future, please think of the audience. Think of the children growing up in a world where all the power and dignity of FUCK has been stripped away by people who censor themselves.

 
At 4:18 PM, DJR said...

Fuck that shit, man. I've tried to tell these fucking fuckers here that it's okay to fucking swear, but they won't fucking listen.

Aww, fuck it.

 
At 8:10 PM, Princess Marea said...

Oh for crying out loud. Why don't you 2 just fuck off already?! I'm never posting another fucking thing after this, I swear. Will that make you 2 fucking harpies fucking happy then? For fuck's sake!

Anyway, I neglected to mention that our audience on Saturday was also boosted by the attendance of Marla's hubby, Dennis, and Charlie's main squeeze, Mandy. They've seen all 3 shows, I believe, and yet they kept coming back for more. God love 'em! And Friday night we were damned lucky to have the incomparable Jerry, husband of Kris, in the house to support us.

 
At 8:12 PM, Princess Marea said...

If I left anyone else out, that's too fucking bad.

 
At 10:48 AM, Barney said...

Princess bitch, you forgot me! Here I go making a special cameo appearance with you people @ a fraction of my usual rate (& believe me it was a fraction). I'm half naked on the stage, I mean what would the children think? (although Baby Bop kinda of liked it) I make more $$ in a minute off DVD sales than all your real crummy day jobs combined do in a year!! Yeah, you watch, I'm putting word out on the street to everybody that Gag Reflex is a bunch of fucking egomanics! Yeah everybody-Elmo, Pooh, Scooby Doo, Shrek, even Sponge Bob. You won't get none of us ever work for you again! That's a sale force you'd like to have selling your show in that dinky little theatre! Yeah, that's right: I LUV a lot of people but I don't love you! .... oh wait, gotta go. Studio taping today, need to lay that charming shit on the bratty youngsters while making peanut butter & jelly sandwhiches. Damn, I need a vacation!

 

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