THOUGHT OF THE DAY "CLASSIC" (7/10/03)

If James Brown were choking to death onstage, would anyone notice? I mean, he’s always going, “HAA ... HAA ... HELP ME LORD!” And he’s always falling down to his knees and crawling around, while his face is turning red, dropping the microphone on the floor, shouting again, “HELP ME ... HELP ME ... HAA!” So really, who would notice? The audience would just be like, “Wow, James is really getting into it tonight! AMEN, BROTHER!”

--Dino