convert!

So, as I was walking down the street the other day I heard the holy sounds of Christian Rock blaring out of someone's radio. Before, I had never been a fan, but upon hearing this marvelous tune I immediately converted and became "born again", as they say.

Now, with this conversion comes the realization that what we do in Gag Reflex might be considered...offensive. I suddenly find Manwich to be the devil's work. Therefore I must insist that we change our repertoire and become a Christian rock group and begin the conversion of other sinners as soon as possible.

...however, there will be some obstacles that we will have to hurtle. The young are so hard to reach these days with all their sinnin' and such, so we need some material that will stand out, something they can relate to...

To do this, we need a new name for Gag. Get them hooked from the very beginning. So, from henceforth we shall be known as:

PRAISE, MOTHA FUCKA!
"AND PRAISE SAID, LET THERE BE LIGHT, AND THEYA WWWAAAZZZ!"

Robin