THOUGHT OF THE DAY – 6.26.05
Did you know they sell items called “Bathtub Pillows?” Do you own one? Please tell me you don’t. Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t “in the bathtub” right at the top of the all-time list of places you would not want to get comfortable enough to fall asleep? I mean, okay, a “Driver’s Seat Pillow” would be slightly more disturbing, or an “Airline Pilot’s Pillow,” but basically I think anyone stupid enough to buy a pillow for their bathtub is well-deserving of the potential resulting “wet nap.” ... So, on second thought, go ahead and get your “Bathtub Pillow,” Einstein. After you die, the “drowning fairy” can shove a shiny quarter right underneath it
1 Comments:
Geez, Dale. You're such a guy. You can tell you've never been to a spa. Maybe you should go metrosexual and pamper yourself. Go ahead...you're worth it. Get a mani/pedi, too, while you're soaking your cares away without getting a stiff neck. Why? Because you're using a bathtub pillow.
Besides, wouldn't the drowning fairy leave the quarters on your eyes to make sure they stayed closed in death so your slack-jawed, eyes agape corpse wouldn't freak out the people who found you? Unless, of course, you lived alone and you weren't discovered until the stench of your decomposing body emanated into the corridors of the apartment complex and the building manager had to come and find your rotting flesh. I wonder where the quarters would go then? Next of kin? Or in the maintenance man's pocket?
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