THOUGHT OF THE DAY — 6.25.05

Anecdotes You’ll Never Find At The Bottom
Of A Reader’s Digest Page, No. 16:
I was walking down the produce aisle of our local grocery store with my 9-year-old son Kevin when a gorgeous, leggy blonde passed us from the other direction.
“Damn!” Kevin said as he wheeled around, letting out a low whistle as he studied the woman’s shapely, retreating backside. “I'd give a week’s pay for one night with that.”
“Where ever did you learn such language?” I asked my precocious progeny.
“Shut up, whore!” he replied.