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Excerpted from reviews of Big Mouth Billy Bass at Amazon.com:

This toy is very educational, December 20, 2001
Reviewer: A toy enthusiast

I think that Big Mouth Billy Bass is a very educational toy. Others have given it two stars, but that is not enough credit to the educational value of the singing fish:

1) Fish can sing. Most children don't know this; many adults may not know this either.

2) Fish have a biting, saracastic sense of humor. Most people assume that fish have a dry wit, but that is in fact a myth.

3) Dead animals can talk. This is important for children to learn, as they may be getting enough sleep at night. We must prevent that by scaring the crap out of them.

In conclusion, I will say that Big Mouth Billy Bass is an excellent investment in your child's education, in addition to your own. Forget the college fund, buy TWO!"

(28 of 34 people found this review helpful)