Tuesday, May 10, 2005

REVENGE OF THE ANAGRAM GENERATOR

Here are some anagrams of the title of the new Star Wars flick, "REVENGE OF THE SITH" ...

STAR WARS: FIVE ETHERNET HOGS
STAR WARS: THE FIGHT OVERSEEN
STAR WARS: THE VENEER OF SIGHT
STAR WARS: GO SHIFT THE VENEER
STAR WARS: OVERSEE, THEN FIGHT
STAR WARS: HE FIGHT ON EVEREST
STAR WARS: SEVERE THONG THIEF
STAR WARS: I, FERVENT SHEET HOG
STAR WARS: EIGHT FERVENT HOES
STAR WARS: HIS THE FERVENT EGO
STAR WARS: FREE THONG THIEVES
STAR WARS: FREE TEETH SHOVING
STAR WARS: FREE HOG SHIT EVENT
STAR WARS: HI STEVE; FREE THONG!
STAR WARS: HE GIVETH FREE SNOT
STAR WARS: OH, INGEST THE FEVER!
STAR WARS: FEVER GETS IN THE HO
STAR WARS: THE OVERNIGHT FEES
STAR WARS: NEVER FETE HOG SHIT
STAR WARS: HE OVERNIGHTS FEET
STAR WARS: THE SOVEREIGN HEFT
STAR WARS: GENE THIEVES FROTH

Feel free to reply with treatments for these new Star Wars film titles.

8 Comments:

At 10:40 AM, Eric said...

STAR WARS: "OH, INGEST THE FEVER!"

Quite simply the greatest ad campaign tagline of all time!

 
At 12:46 PM, Eric said...

In response I wanted to post some Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire anagrams as well

HARRY POTTER AND THE BEEF GOLF RIOT
HARRY POTTER AND THE RIB (GET LEO OFF)
HARRY POTTER AND THE BEER GIFT FOOL
HARRY POTTER AND THE GLOBE FORFEIT
HARRY POTTER AND THE REBEL FIG FOOT
HARRY POTTER AND THE GERBIL TOE-OFF
HARRY POTTER AND THE BELT-FIRE GOOF

 
At 1:11 PM, DJR said...

HAHAHAHAHA!

I like the "Belt Fire Goof," but I think I'd really like to see "HARRY POTTER AND THE BEEF GOLF RIOT."

Please post a synopsis of the story line for that film!

 
At 1:35 PM, Eric said...

HARRY POTTER AND THE BEEF GOLF RIOT: Harry, Ron and Hermione discover an evil plot to starve the muggle population by turning all beef cows into golf balls. But Voldemort is thwarted when the muggles, in desperation, eat the golf balls only to discover they are the tastiest, beefiest snack in the world and riot for more. Harry cashes in by opening the putt putt moo moo mini golf course and steak house: "Home of the FORE course dinner".

 
At 11:27 PM, DJR said...

Eric ... that is INSANELY funny! :-)

 
At 9:47 AM, Eric said...

STAR WARS: OVERSEE, THEN FIGHT

Episode VII and the beginning of the last trilogy. Luke and Leia have spent the last 30 years rebuilding the Jedi order. Luke begins to realize that all of the new Jedi are great at fighting and throwing shit with their mind, but he can't find any leaders because they have no managerial skills. This film shows Luke's journey to build a managerial curriculum into the Jedi Academy.

 
At 10:55 AM, Eric said...

STAR WARS: HE OVERNIGHTS FEET
Episode IIX
A strange serial killer is loose and terrorizing Tatooine. His M.O.? He kills people and FedEx's their feet to their loved ones.(A Law and Order crossover)

 
At 3:15 PM, DJR said...

HARRY POTTER AND THE BELT-FIRE GOOF

Lord Voldemort, realizing at this point that he will never defeat Harry, decides instead to simply taunt him with a series of practical jokes, culminating in a spell which turns Harry's "invisibility cloak" into an "X-Ray Cloak," making Harry appear to be naked to others whenever he climbs beneath it.

Harry responds by putting flaming bags of dragon poo on Voldemort's doorstep and sending him an anonymous Christmas present consisting of wing-tip shoes and a nice leather belt, the buckle of which shoots fire straight down whenever the wearer has an evil thought.

Hilarity and severely-burned genitalia ensue.

 

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