I CALL IT "DESPERATE HOUSEGIRLS"
How about this for next fall's lineup as ABC's new hour-long dramedy? By day she's a substitute teacher who eats lunch in her car, reads the students' textbooks out of boredom, and bribes kids to be quiet with generic "store brand" cookies. By night she's a waitress who steals sweet-n-lows, makes experimental margaritas, and secretly hates every person who comes into the restaurant to order food. By late-late night she wears a lime-green lycra suit and saves lives, unless a new NetFlix movie came in the mail and then she stays home to watch the director's commentary with the roommate and roommate's new boobs.
2 Comments:
I like it! Can the boobs be the ones telling the story? And can they be voiced by Statler and Waldorf, the heckling old guy muppets?
Yikes. Kind of a scary insight into your life there, Kelly. Can you wear the Lycra suit to Thursday's meeting? Oh, and bring the rommate with the new boobs, too.
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