HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD ANAGRAM
In honor of the newest installment of The Chain:
HARRY POTTER AND THE LEACH-PROOF BLIND
HARRY POTTER AND THE BLAND POOCH RIFLE
HARRY POTTER AND THE CHEAP BLIND FLOOR
HARRY POTTER AND THE PLAID FLOOR BENCH
HARRY POTTER AND THE BIRCH PANEL FLOOD
HARRY POTTER AND THE PEARL BLOOD FINCH
HARRY POTTER AND THE FINAL BELCH DROOP
HARRY POTTER AND THE FRAIL BLOND EPOCH
HARRY POTTER AND THE ALOOF BLIND PERCH
HARRY POTTER AND THE POLAR BLOCH FIEND
HARRY POTTER AND THE FLIP BLEACH DONOR
HARRY POTTER AND THE FLORID BACON HELP
HARRY POTTER AND THE POOR BALLED FINCH
HARRY POTTER AND THE PONCHO-FILLED BAR
HARRY POTTER AND THE COHEN BRIDAL FLOP
HARRY POTTER AND THE RIBALD FELON CHOP
HARRY POTTER AND THE BALD PHONE FROLIC
HARRY POTTER AND THE PREFAB CHILD LOON
HARRY POTTER AND THE PORCH FONDLE BAIL
HARRY POTTER AND THE BRAN FILLED POOCH
HARRY POTTER AND THE CHORDAL BONE FLIP
HARRY POTTER AND THE BELLHOP INFO CARD
HARRY POTTER AND THE BERLIN FLOOD CHAP
HARRY POTTER AND THE FLORID NOBEL CHAP
HARRY POTTER AND THE BORON-FILLED CHAP
HARRY POTTER AND THE PHOBIC LARD FELON
HARRY POTTER AND THE BOLD PORCH FINALE
HARRY POTTER AND THE PAROLE BOND FILCH
HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-PENCIL BROOD
HARRY POTTER AND THE ORPHIC LOAF BLEND
HARRY POTTER AND THE INDOOR FLAP BELCH
HARRY POTTER AND THE BLONDE CHOIR FLAP
Let the book synopses begin!
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HARRY POTTER AND THE PHOBIC LARD FELON
When a bucket of lard goes missing from Hogwart's kitchen - Harry, Ron and Hermione get right on the case. Eventually the missing lard is found in the jumpy, frightened grip of Frankie Fraidykatz, the school's newest student.
HARRY POTTER AND THE BOLD PORCH FINALE
The entire Harry Potter saga comes bravely to a close in this strange adaptation of Jeffrey Sweet's "PORCH".
HARRY POTTER AND THE BIRCH PANEL FLOOD
Harry, Ron, Hermione and must stop Voldemort from covering every wall in the world in cheap 70's paneling and beer signs.
Harry, Ron, Hermione and must stop Voldemort from covering every wall in the world in cheap 70's paneling and beer signs.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kickin' out some old school 'grams: INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM
INDIANA JONES AND THE DEFT MEMO LOOP
INDIANA JONES AND THE DEFT POEM LOOM
INDIANA JONES AND THE MODEM FOE PLOT
INDIANA JONES AND THE DOME POEM LOFT
INDIANA JONES AND THE FLOOD MEMO PET
INDIANA JONES AND THE POEM FELT DOOM
INDIANA JONES AND THE LOOM FED ME POT
INDIANA JONES AND THE POT MODEL OF ME
INDIANA JONES AND THE DOE PELT OF MOM
Another old school 'gram: INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE (this one could be my fave -
INDIANA JONES AND THE SACRED "A" SLUT
INDIANA JONES AND THE SCALD AS TRUE
INDIANA JONES AND THE ACE LAD TRUSS
INDIANA JONES AND THE SAD LACE RUST
INDIANA JONES AND THE ADULT CARESS
INDIANA JONES AND THE ACTRESS DUAL
INDIANA JONES AND THE DEAR CUTLASS
INDIANA JONES AND THE RUDE-ASS TALC
INDIANA JONES AND THE CAR SALE STUD
INDIANA JONES AND THE USA SLED-CART
INDIANA JONES AND THE SAC DARE LUST
INDIANA JONES AND THE LARD USE ACTS
INDIANA JONES AND THE REAL CAT SUDS
INDIANA JONES AND THE CURT ASS DEAL
INDIANA JONES AND THE DEAR ASS CULT
INDIANA JONES AND THE DART ASS CLUE
INDIANA JONES AND THE SAD SEAT CURL
INDIANA JONES AND THE ASS DUCT, EARL
INDIANA JONES AND THE SCUD ART SALE
INDIANA JONES AND THE LATE ASS CURD
INDIANA JONES AND THE ASS CRUD TALE
INDIANA JONES AND THE SEA SALT CURD
I dunno, I really like the "RUDE-ASS TALC." I challenge anyone to come up with a credible storyline, but the title ROCKS.
INDIANA JONES: RADAR OF THE SOLE SKIRT
INDIANA JONES: ARREARS OF THE LOST KID
INDIANA JONES: ATLAS OF THE DISK ERROR
INDIANA JONES: STRIKE OF THE RASA LORD
INDIANA JONES: THE TIRADE OF KARL ROSS
INDIANA JONES: RISK OF THE LAREDO STAR
INDIANA JONES: DARE OF THE SOLAR SKIRT
INDIANA JONES: KISS OF THE ORAL RETARD
INDIANA JONES: RISK OF THE SOLAR TRADE
INDIANA JONES: RAID OF THE SALK ROSTER
INDIANA JONES: TERROR OF THE SALK DAIS
INDIANA JONES: ARREST OF THE DARK SILO
INDIANA JONES: REST OF THE DARK SAILOR
INDIANA JONES: ORAL OF THE DARK SISTER
INDIANA JONES: RISK OF THE ARREST LOAD
INDIANA JONES: STAR OF THE KAISER LORD
INDIANA JONES: DROSS OF THE IRATE LARK
INDIANA JONES: STALK OF THE DORIS REAR
INDIANA JONES: TASK OF THE SOLAR DRIER
Oh ... those were from "RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK."
INDIANA JONES: KISS OF THE ORAL RETARD
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA gasp HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
INDIANA JONES AND THE RUDE-ASS TALC: A lump of a very soft mineral that is a basic silicate of magnesium, has a soapy feel, and is used especially in making talcum powder becomes haunted by the ghost of a vaudevillian insult comic. The stone becomes the obsession of the Third Reich and Indy has to protect it.
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