From Johnnie Cochran

Hey, Pope! I can get you in with that hat. Making you ditch your hat is an OUTRAGE! A TRAVESTY!

Here ... how 'bout this:

"If it covers his hair, it must go in there!"

No?

Hmm, okay. How 'bout:

"If it's worn on the pate, let it in through the gate!"

What? Okay, yeah, I'll keep working on it. We'll get your pimp hat in, don't worry.

One more thing … what am I doing UP HERE?