ELECTION DAY BLOG! - AS IT HAPPENS ACTION!

It's mid day... so I forgot to report the action as it happened. Plus I had to drive to work so it took me a while.

Morning...

Voted. good job. We have the scantron type in my precinct. I slipped the sheet into the machine upside down so my vote won't count. Stupid republicans disenfranchising me.

11:12am : Still no results. Probably the Nazi fuckhead Republicans destroying the election.

11:30 am: Republicans at Taco Bell gave me 1 Chicken meximelt and 2 double decker tacos as opposed to how I ordered it. They are so bold in their brazen disregard for the rule of law and the will of the people.

12:00 Stupid asshole republican tacos gave me gas. Fuckers.

12:10 Gazed lovingly at face of John Edwards as I rhythmically moved mouse back and forth.

12:43 Still no results... IT'S NOT AN ELECTION... IT'S A COUP DE TAT (or however you spell that!! Fuck you republican! Get out of my cubicle!)

12:44 fell out of my chair swinging at the stealthy republicans who were hovering over my shoulder.

12:55 Making Bush and Cheney voodoo dolls out of Mild sauce packets and straw wrappers. Still no results. I think Michael Moore might write to me... he's dreamy.

1:09 The republicans stopped up the john after I went #2.

1:13 Results still being blocked by mind-control military industrial complex muther fucker republicans. Have to go over and see what's going on at Ain't It Cool News.

1:24 Writing ES + JE inside hearts on my notebook

1:38 My obviously republican boss disciplines me for inappropriate internet use.

2:00 CNN, Fox, CNN, Fox, MSNBC, TVSHOWSONDVD.COM, CNN, FOX,

2:15 Childhood memory flash to republicans beating me up in Catholic school