"Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who let the dogs out?"
Hmmm …
I wonder, if I concentratify real hard-like, if I can make that PBS fella scratch his nose … here goes nothin': "Scratch … scraaaaatch!" … Dang, that hurts my cerberus cortex … okay, I'll try it again: "Scraaaaatch! … Aw, c'mon, scratch, dammit! I'm the leader of the free world!"
Does this suit make me look fat? Holy shit, it does! I told Dick that it did, why is everyone around me a Goddamn yes man, I need someone to tell me the truth. Oh well, at least I'm not married to the Ketchup lady.
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"Oh YEAH? Well, my daddy could beat up your daddy! And don't mess with Texas."
"Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who?
Who let the dogs out?"
Hmmm …
I wonder, if I concentratify real hard-like, if I can make that PBS fella scratch his nose … here goes nothin': "Scratch … scraaaaatch!" … Dang, that hurts my cerberus cortex … okay, I'll try it again: "Scraaaaatch! … Aw, c'mon, scratch, dammit! I'm the leader of the free world!"
Does this suit make me look fat? Holy shit, it does! I told Dick that it did, why is everyone around me a Goddamn yes man, I need someone to tell me the truth. Oh well, at least I'm not married to the Ketchup lady.
I like cheese. yes. It's fact. I really, really, really, LIKE cheese. No, No, I LOVE cheese. Yes.
Meow meow meow meow
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The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round...
Fuck you, honkey!
Okay, you totally promised I could have cookies and milk!
eric be funny. tee hee. snort.
Well...isn't that special.
SFX: Crickets Chriping.
New research shows that President Bush no longer listen to the opinions and concerns of the American people but rather tiny, inanimate flags.
"Rumor going around on the internets?" What the FUCK was I thinking?!?!
Why does Gary meow if he is a snail?
if i pick a burger.. will anyone notice?
I really should have something done about that bug up my ass. Hurts.
Oh, is that Monica under my podium?
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