You Won't Believe My Luck!

I have to sit down. I still can't believe this! So get this...

Out of a clear blue sky I get an email from the head of the African Development Bank. She apparently discovered the account of a Mr. Kreuger who was a mining magnate in South Africa. The account was opened in 1980 and hasn't been touched since. With accumulated interest it totals over $50 Million! Wow! That's a lot! Kreuger died 3 years ago with no beneficiaries. That's the saddest part of this story to me. All that money and nobody to share it with. Mr. Kreuger must have been so lonely. He's in a better place now.

To make a long story short, to keep the money in circulation (and I'm sure to help boost the failing African economy...that country is always in one pickle or another) she needs to transfer the money from the account in the next two weeks.

So where do I enter into this? I assume that Ms. Solomon must have discovered me online. Either through GagBlog or my webseries Big City...maybe through my online record company Crapping Badger Records. One way or another she found me and could tell that I was trustworthy and good with money. So she emailed me.

She needs to transfer the millions (I get tingles just typing that)into an active account for 90 days. After that They will remove their portion of the money and leave me a few million as a fee. Hot Dog! And I thought I was going to have to have my cable shut off again!

So I shot my banking information off to her straight away. Who is more trustworthy than a banker after all?

So now I wait. I have so many plans...build a theater/recording studio. Pay off my house. College for my son. Plus those X-Files Season DVD boxsets run like a hundred bucks. But soon I will be wiping my butt with my wealth. Just know that I'm not going to forget all those of you who encouraged me and taught me to know a good deal when I see it...ooooh! Hold on just got an email from my bank...cross your fingers....

Holy Fuck Ass!! What the hell...