BLOGBLOCK

So what do I do when the BlogBug doesn't bite? Here I am not on the work side of a long weekend during which I could have spent some quality blog time. True I spent time with my family. I spent time working on some other forms of writing (prose and scripts mainly). I spent some time asleep...But blogs keep one alive. They are the pith..The stuff of writing. It's writing ALIVE! It's... Anyway, you get the point. (I will, just for the sake of a tangent point out that the term BLOGS isn't recognized by Blogger.com's spell checker.)

So now, because I want to blog and stay connected with my throngs of squealing, creaming fans, I must find something to blog about. I have noticed that most bloggers utilize a method I call "most recent petty bitch session" at this point. You know, when you have nothing better to say...fill your readers minds with your complaints. Teen girls do this a lot. Oh and teen boys. Oh and blogging adults with the maturity of teens. And blogging adults who have run out of decent things to say. (And genetically engineered baboons with the same problem). But I'm not going to say something like "so I pull up to the ATM and some retard has smashed a double cheeseburger into the card slot." (Okay. That's not a good example. I wouldn't mind a rant about that.)

I suppose the irony of this blog is that I am blogging about not being able to think of a blogTopic and bitching about not wanting to bitch.

So what other options are open? I could spelunk my archives. Find some tidbit of hilarity that doesn't fit anywhere else. Done that a lot recently. I could review something...but with my current entertainment habits I could really only review the "Blue's Greatest Gift" Blue's Clues episode...since it is played ad nauseum in my house. (Or I could write a proposal about a museum of things that repeat all the time and call it the Ad Nausuem Museum.)

Maybe I'll just lie down. My boss is gone and no body really comes to my cubicle anyway.