Pizza Obituary

Possibly the most used show filler phrase in Gag Reflex history, died a sudden and painful death last week. "Who Stole My Pizza" was found dead at the home of one Joe Stafford of Austin's very own Gag Reflex. Police say that an angered Dale Roe, also of Gag Reflex Austin, shot down the use of the phrase in cold blood on a balmy summer night just days ago. "This is a true loss", cries Dino Duesler, also a member of Gag Reflex, "it was gone before it's time". "I love Pizza, and hate anyone who would steal a pizza, and now to not be able to say the phrase 'Who Stole My Pizza', well, I just don't know if I want to live in a an America like that" yells Julie Fontenot, cast member. "I wet my pants...wanna smell 'em?" says Clay Askew's character in a new sketch on a completely unrelated topic. He is survived by the Chicago Cast and will live on in the hearts and soft whispers of the Austin Cast. Services will be held at Dino Duesler's house, tonight, in the form of a rehearsal. Donations can be made to any local Pizza Hut, Papa Johns, Mangias', or any Chicago pizza eatery.