Metrosexual

Remember the good old days, when there were only two ways to swing. Here is the definition of Metrosexual. So let's keep this going...shall we:

If you dress and act like a fact checker you're IPSO-FACTOSEXUAL

If you carry around sharp knives for cutting art projects you're EXACTOSEXUAL

If you like to dress like the Ghostbusters you're ECTOSEXUAL

If your lifestyle revolves around politics you're ELECTOSEXUAL

If you live and dress like an early Italian explorer you're MARCOPOLOSEXUAL

If you listen to a lot of music by a particular 70's band you're POCOSEXUAL

If you spend a lot of money to dress like you are a weapons genius in a multi-national crime organization that wants to wipe out G I Joe you're DESTROSEXUAL

If you dress like a gas station attendant in England you're a PETROLSEXUAL

If you are an expert in sandwich spreads you're a MAYOSEXUAL

This can go on forever....