I get allergic smelling more than hay
Now that Green Acres is being constantly rerun on TV Land, here's something fun to do: In the theme song at the beginning, Lisa Douglas (Eva Gabor) sings the lyric "I get allergic smelling hay!" and then she sneezes. It's funny to fart loudly at that point. Time it right: you have to let it fly just after she begins to sneeze so that you don't cover up the sneeze sound, but so that it appears as if she farted as a result of the sneeze.
Then look around at whoever else is in the room (it's funnier if you're not the only one present, though you may want to practice alone 'til you get the timing right) and say something like, "Wow, I guess she sneezed really hard. I can't believe they didn't edit that out." Refuse to admit that it was you.

2 Comments:
Damnit Dale,
I told you not to tell anyone about that.
What are secrets for anyways?
Here are some of my favorite "Fart moments" in some movies:
STAR WARS: Just as Kenobi feels "a million voices crying out...and then suddenly silence." (ooops, sorry, I had Mexican for lunch)
INDEPENDENCE DAY: Just as the White House blows up.
TOWERING INFERNO: Just as Steve McQueen and (somebody I don't remember who)enter an elevator toward the beginning.
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